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"Java Life" Music Video

The rap music video made for JavaOne 2011

3 replies - 6292 views - 10/05/11 by Mitch Pronschinske in Videos

When Developers Go To Great Length To Save Typing 4 Letters

Heroku is a great platform. Long before I joined and when I say long, I mean in startup terms (i.e. a few weeks before I joined :)) – the decision was made...

1 replies - 8507 views - 09/21/11 by Alan Skorkin in News

DZone at Agile 2011: A Manifesto Signatories Q&A

Last night at Agile 2011, DZone was in attendance at "The Big Park Bench" Agile Manifesto 10 year anniversary reunion.  At this very special...

0 replies - 7038 views - 08/09/11 by Mitch Pronschinske in News

FAERIE DUST™

Here's how to recognize a Faerie Dust request:We have identified a problem. It can be with almost anything: scalability, reliability, auditability, any Quality...

2 replies - 9177 views - 01/28/11 by Steven Lott in News

JSF can be used for several purposes.

 Recently I got a wonderful opportunity to work with JSF and I couldn't stop myself sharing my feeling with everyone.By god's grace till last month i didn't a...

13 replies - 3184 views - 01/10/11 by Sivaprasadreddy... in News

Psychic Debugging

I think that I am getting too much of these recently:

2 replies - 4279 views - 12/29/10 by Ayende Rahien in News

Daily Dose - Git Usage Spreads Through JBoss and SpringSource

A lot of interest is moving towards Git and leaving Subversion for big names in Java like JBoss and SpringSource.  Spring recently wrote two articles covering...

0 replies - 24918 views - 12/27/10 by Mitch Pronschinske in Daily Dose

Happy Holidays from DZone!

Thought we'd give you a little more holiday cheer with an appropriate webcomic for programmers.  Happy Holiday's from all of us here at DZone!Associated...

0 replies - 21651 views - 12/25/10 by Mitch Pronschinske in Daily Dose

Behold! The Battle for Java Earth (Updated)

The geeks here at DZone (I count myself among them) were discussing the recent round of heat that Oracle has been taking in the press and the blogosphere. Then...

15 replies - 13839 views - 11/04/10 by Mitch Pronschinske in Articles

Daily Dose - Chrome 7 Arrives Bearing NaCl

If you've been waiting to get your hands on Google's Native Client, you can do so now by getting on the Chrome developer channel, which just released Chrome...

0 replies - 25901 views - 08/26/10 by Mitch Pronschinske in Daily Dose

Death by buzzwords

We'll start in media res, with a pair of quotes:The design viewpoint expresses the logical components and their structural relationships. It also expresses...

1 replies - 6666 views - 06/08/10 by Giorgio Sironi in Articles

Technology Adoption and the "No"-gates

Let's say you've found some new, good way to do business.JSON, for example. Or Agile Methods in general. Or TDD specifically. Or use of an ORM. You...

2 replies - 7476 views - 05/20/10 by Steven Lott in News

Daily Dose - Schwartz Calls Ellison "Flawless" and "Lovely"

After Oracle CEO Larry Ellison's scathing comments criticizing the (mis)management of Sun Microsystems, former Sun CEO Jonathan Schwartz had only one thing to...

1 replies - 14164 views - 05/17/10 by Mitch Pronschinske in Daily Dose

Learning Styles -- The Astonishment Response

We're not really talking about "Learning Styles" as much as "Denial Styles". This is a list of responses to "Astonishment"...

2 replies - 4446 views - 04/14/10 by Steven Lott in News

Daily Dose - Councilman Offers to Name Children After Google Founders for Fiber-Optic Network

You may have heard that Google is looking for deserving US cities and towns to host their experimental 1GBps fiber-optic networks.  The competition for these...

1 replies - 13398 views - 03/29/10 by Mitch Pronschinske in Daily Dose