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Poll: What Do You Crunch? (Other Than Code)

Continuing our trend of picking your brains, we'd like to know what fuels you when you're developing. Are you the 'cup of tea and an apple' type? Pizza and...

0 replies - 10309 views - 09/07/12 by Bill Armstrong in Articles

The "Pianodoro": Take Your Productivity to Power-Level 9000!

Practitioners of the Pomodoro Technique swear by its effectiveness in making working humans more productive. Pomodoro Technique (Standard)Pick ONE task to...

4 replies - 11755 views - 08/29/12 by Mitch Pronschinske in Articles

Wanted: Clever Dev. Slogans for T-shirts

Curator's Note: Jeff Blankenburg, a Windows Phone/.NET evangelist, had a good idea for sharing t-shirt ideas.  DZone is also constantly looking for new...

2 replies - 5162 views - 06/19/12 by Jeff Blankenburg in Articles

How To Be A Real Elite Programmer And Make Sure Everybody Knows It

A classic post from Alan Skorkin. Reminds me of some of the points brought up by in the 501 Developer Manifesto.  --Curator's note  Real elite...

5 replies - 37103 views - 06/06/12 by Alan Skorkin in Articles

Axosoft Office Nerf Battle Video

Some companies just know how to have fun, and based on this video from Axosoft, they have the market cornered on office fun.This battle royal coincided with a...

0 replies - 4123 views - 04/13/12 by Chris Smith in Articles

Corny Programming Jokes

Many of these programmer jokes are aimed at Java developers. - What are you doing on this bench with a bank slip and a marker? - Benchmarking our...

2 replies - 18052 views - 04/06/12 by Bozhidar Bozhanov in Articles

JSON.org License Literally Says it "shall be used for Good, not Evil"

Here’s a license for a library you probably use right now. Notice the clause I circled in an alarmist shade of red: If you saw this license...

0 replies - 38881 views - 03/12/12 by Brian Fox in Articles

Node.js is Bad Ass Rock Star Tech

A Q&A session on web servers (Apache vs. Node.js) turns very existential.  Are "Node.js fanboys" to blame for:Science being set back...

2 replies - 13091 views - 02/23/12 by Chris Smith in Videos

8 Questions To Identify A Lame Programming Job

We all know and love the Joel Test, Joel Spolsky's quick quiz to determine...

10 replies - 18227 views - 02/13/12 by Cody Powell in Articles

A Twitter Experiment: @devops_jerk

I am @devops_jerk. I’m not a jerk – but I have played one on Twitter. On the 15th of October I setup the account on Twitter. Today, not quite 2 months...

1 replies - 7231 views - 01/31/12 by Aaron Nichols in Articles

Sh*t Project Managers Say

Just a few things you may hear from your everyday project manager...

0 replies - 9205 views - 01/23/12 by Mitch Pronschinske in Videos

DZone Top Article of 2011: Programmers are f***ing lazy

With the possible exception of philosophers, programmers are the laziest bunch of people I know. It seems like everyone else I speak to has some sort of labor...

18 replies - 16992 views - 01/20/12 by Swizec Teller in Articles

DevOps Tweets of the Week - 12/26

Merry DevOps holidays to you all!  DZone brought you some funny and interesting tweets as a present!@jpoesen: Joery PoesenEvery time you postpone automating...

0 replies - 4272 views - 12/26/11 by Mitch Pronschinske in News

DevOps Tweets of the Week - 12/5

After the quiet Thanksgiving holiday week here in the States, the the DevOps community on twitter is buzzing again.  More fun and interesting tweets have been...

0 replies - 3943 views - 12/05/11 by Mitch Pronschinske in News

DevOps Tweets of the Week - 11/14

Always entertaining are the insightful or agitated comments from developers and sysadmins on twitter.  The DevOps community has quite a strong twitter...

0 replies - 5341 views - 11/14/11 by Mitch Pronschinske in Articles