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The Reality of a Developer's Life - in GIFs, Of Course

02.15.2013
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I'm going to try to illustrate the reality of a developer's life. This post is a translation of another post written in Spanish.

When you upload something to the production environment:


When you solve a problem without Googling:

When you close your IDE without saving the code:
When you try to fix a bug at 3AM:
When your regular expression returns what you expect:
When my boss told me that the module I've been working on will never be used:
When I show my boss that I've fixed a bug:
When I upload a code without tests and it works as expected:
When marketing folks show developers what they've sold:
The first time you apply a CSS to a web page:
When the sysadmin gives you root access:
When you run your script the first time after several hours working on it:
When you go on weekend and everyone else is at the office trying to fix all the issues:
When your boss finds someone to fix a critical bug:
When you receive extra pay if your project ends before deadline:
When something that worked on Friday doesn't work on Monday:
When you develop without specifications:
When your boss tells you that "tests are for those who don't know how to code":
When you update a database script and note that you have deleted the whole database:
Have you ever had one of these experiences? I hope so :D If not, you may not be a developer ;)
PD: Original Source In Spanish

Published at DZone with permission of Alex Soto, author and DZone MVB. (source)

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Comments

Dapeng Liu replied on Fri, 2013/02/15 - 11:44pm

(Y)

Lamouchi Nebrass replied on Wed, 2013/02/20 - 9:19am

 loooll very nice !!


Kamy Ponce replied on Wed, 2013/02/20 - 6:01pm

 kkkkkkkkkkkk, Amazing GIFs!!!

Shashikant Mourya replied on Wed, 2013/02/20 - 11:59pm

 Awesome Collection.... ROFL !!! :D :D

Naveen Ravindran replied on Fri, 2013/02/22 - 12:37am

Excellent :) :)


Jeremie Tarot replied on Fri, 2013/02/22 - 3:43am

 Hilarious, thanks :-D

Ender Orak replied on Sat, 2013/02/23 - 5:54pm

Some of them are taken from : http://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/

Ratnesh Singh replied on Mon, 2013/03/04 - 6:17am

great.........


Eduardo Bregaida replied on Mon, 2013/03/04 - 7:27am

 Very good, it´s true.

Sathiya Seelan replied on Tue, 2013/03/05 - 1:38am

 Wow :D :D :D :D (rofl)

Lokesh Gupta replied on Wed, 2013/03/20 - 12:06am

 Lovely list... I loved all the situations ...

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